The Halloween candy you choose to give out to trick-or-treaters says a lot about who you are. In case you didn’t already know, here’s what each candy is telling us kids about you.
You think you’re being healthy, but we’re thinking that next year you should just turn off the lights and pretend you’re not home. You’re wasting everybody’s time with raisins.
Kids are split on this one. Some love it. Some think it’s gross. So this is a risky choice, but you didn’t pick it to be risky. You picked it because you have forgotten what it’s like to be a kid. You grew up too soon.
Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups
You are a good person. You like kids and you are probably dressed up in a costume as you hand this candy out.
You’re my grandmother.
You like to live on the edge. You’re a person of adventure. You probably like explosions.
Random jelly beans
You and your friends don’t have kids, because you would know a mom would never let a candy with such a scrawny wrapper get through.
York Peppermint Patties
A full size Snickers
You are king or queen of Halloween. We will be telling everyone about that one house that gave out full size candy bars. You’re probably very smart and very attractive.
Happy Halloween! And PLEASE – NO RAISINS.